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1TG/2TG/3TG – 1 (ball) to go/2 to go/3 to go – This means you are missing just 1,2 or 3 numbers to call bingo. What’s With All Those Funny Rhymes? Most of the online bingo rooms nowadays announce the numbers like this: “two and nine – twenty-nine” but you may have heard also: “twenty-nine – rise and shine”. This is a list of British bingo nicknames.In the game of bingo in the United Kingdom, callers announcing the numbers have traditionally used some nicknames to refer to particular numbers if they are drawn. The nicknames are sometimes known by the rhyming phrase 'bingo lingo' and there are rhymes for each number from 1 to 90, some of which date back many decades.
During a weekly game at the home for the aged, the bingo caller began choking and then collapsed.
It appeared that 40 years of calling bingo games in smoky halls had finally caught-up with him.
The surgeon successfully removed a mass that was blocking his windpipe.
After waking from the surgery, the caller asked...
We played BINGO lastnight inside the shuttle
How do you make an old lady say 'Fuck'?
How do you make three old ladies all yell profanity at the same time?
My doctor told me I had a Bingo tumor.
TIL the agricultural etymology of the word bingo.
A guy goes to the doctor and gets diagnosed with yellow 158 he is told he has a week to live. His wife asks him what he would like to do. He says he would like to go to the bingo as hes never tried it. His wife says ok darling if thats your wish.
What’s got 99 balls and fucks old ladies?
How do you get nine grandmas to swear?
How do you get FOUR old lady’s to say FUCK ???
I got fired from my Bingo Caller Job...
I watched the US Presidential Debate last night, but I don't know if it was worth it
An elderly woman passes, leaving her life-long husband a lonely widower.
I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers...
What is the name of the elderly man that won three bingos in a row?
How can you tell that a Bingo player just isn't into you?
Why don't physicists and Bingo players get along?
When is bingo harmless?
What's the worst part about trying to contact a bingo player?
I started my new job as a bingo caller last night
My boss immediately came over and whispered in my ear, 'Don't do that again.'
'Sorry,' I said, 'It must be the nerves.'
'Fair enough,' he replied, 'But there was no need to hold the microphone to your arse.'
This is stupid and funny at the same time
You get another 80-year-old woman right next to her to yell, 'Bingo!
A gorgeous nymphomaniac boarded a plane...
'Hello', he blurted out, 'Busin...
THAT's how you do it!
The counselor listens to their tale of woe, and says to the husband, 'Here's what you do. Go to the gym and find a strapping young man....
A star bingo player goes to the doctor
Bingo player: What do you think of the mole? Should i be worried?
Doctor: B9
Abbott & Costello
ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 7.8%.
COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?
ABBOTT: No, that's 14.7%
COSTELLO: You just said 7.8%.
ABBOTT: 7.8% Unemployed.
COSTELLO: Righ...
Two old ladies
'Mary, dear, you and your Frank have been happy in marriage, righ...
My mom loved bingo so much ...
A millionaire and a guide were out hunting ducks with a dog.
The dog runs in and back out. This time he barks three times. Good there's three ducks. They go in and b...
A 20 year old man comes to his sensei to help him...
S: My son, I will tell you a story:
There once lived a hunter. One day, he planned a trip in a jungle, but forgot his gun.
Suddenly a tiger shown up. He could defend only with an umbrella, so he aimed at the tiger with it, ...
Yellow 24
Elderly Sex
Brought before the court on the charge of murder...
Want to know how to clear out an Iranian bingo parlor?
I found a tumor at Bingo last night.
How do you play Taliban bingo?
What did the bingo player shout out when he found out his tumor was harmless?
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in North Korea?
Its Before not 'be fore'
You know how you play Iranian bingo?
How do you get 500 old cows in barn?
For a change, a genie appeared in front of a woman this time...
'Whatever you want, as many things as you want, just ask ' the genie said.
'My husband’s eyes should be only on me during all waking hours.'
'And then ..?'
'He should not be concerned with anything else in life except me.'
'An...
A lady goes to her doctor for a regular exam.
She replies, can I just leave my underwear I'm late for Bingo.
Lots of balls?
A bingo machine
Old and Pregnant?
The 68 year old woman retorted, 'Well, I have the apparatus to and with today's technology, I can have a baby.'
And she did just that. She got pr...
A man moved into a retirement home...
On his first day there, as he was unpacking his stuff into his room, he could help but notice that the woman in the room across the hall was staring at him. He thought it was odd but decided ...
An old woman goes to the doctor's office...
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The woman says, 'Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour.'
A young virgin woman from very religious puritan family walks down the street.
Why do Japanese hate bingo?
This is my favourite joke I made, I hope no-one else has thought about it
A. Get someone else to shout 'bingo!'
Some will get it, some will be offended. Most won't get it
How do you get a crowd of elderly people to all yell 'FUCK!' at the same time?
Screaming ladies !
Have another old lady shout 'bingo'
First joke I ever learned
'Thank goodness you're home safe! I was watching the news and apparently a lunatic was driving down the wrong side of the freeway!'
He responds, '*A* Lunatic? There were hundreds of them!'
A bingo caller has a ball fly up at his face...
A old man and a young man play golf
I made fifty little old ladies say 'Fuck' today.
I saw a comment that requested more parrot jokes.
Bob and Francis lived in a retirement home together...
One night when they were on the patio Bob asked Francis if she would hold his p...
What do a pedophiles hopes and bingo have in common?
A little boy is crying on the streets.
Cop: Why are you crying, kiddo?
Boy: I can't find my mother.
Cop: Don't worry; we'll find her. What's she like?
Boy: Mostly cocks & bingo.
A young boy waits downstairs while his date is getting ready
The boy farts, the Dad yells at the dog.
The boy farts again, the Dad again yells at the dog.
The third time, Dad yells 'Bingo, get way from him before he shits on you'!
Funny and offensive
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes.
Why is it so hard to find men who are caring, kind, and good looking? Because those men alre...
Priest's Donkey
Did you hear that the guy who in invented bingo had a recent health scare?
I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...
An old man stopped me on the street to tell me this.
Have a 6th one say 'BINGO!'
A game develper goes to H*ll
'Because you died so young, we cannot properly judge you on your sins and virtues. Therefore, you will be allowed to choose between going to Heaven or Hell.'
Before the developer can express his dismay, St. Peter ...
Once upon a time in a nursing home...
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What does she have that I don't?
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As a first time bingo player, it is always helpful and a lot more fun if you can attend your first time bingo with an experienced friend, but at least go with someone to share the fun with. Bingo staff members will gladly help and explain and answer any questions you may have.
Regular players are usually eager to share their knowledge and experience provided you ask BEFORE the session begins. In any case, this guide will provide you with a good introduction to better equip you for your first bingo experience.
Arrive Early
Arrive at least one hour before the start of any Early Bird Games so you have plenty of time to familiarize yourself with the facility, items to be purchased, and prices. Bring a ball point pen with you. First, proceed to the main sales counter and ask for a bingo program which usually lists all games, prices, prizes, required purchases, and House Rules. Some of this information may be posted on signs in the area.
Talk To A Supervisor
Inform a supervisor or staff member that you are a new player. Some games offer a Beginners Pack and occasionally a free ink marker or other gift. The staff member can explain all items that are available for sale.
Play The Minimum
We recommend you play the minimum on all games. It can be frustrating to purchase more cards than you can mark (dab) comfortably. It will take a little practice to dab and scan all your cards for the correct winning pattern or patterns.
Decide On Your Purchase
Purchase what is necessary at the sales counter. Ask the cashier to make change with some $1 bills because several games may be available only from selling agents (floor clerks) that continually walk throughout the facility. These games are said to be available “on the floor.” These will be explained below. Purchase an ink marker if you do not have one and keep track of your receipt. Many games require your receipt to be displayed at all times in order to receive any winnings or door prize drawings.
Identify All ” Floor Sale Only” Items
There will be floor clerks walking throughout the facility selling items that are not available at the sales counter. This helps reduce lines at the cashiers. Warm Up Games, Specials, and Jackpot games are typically sold on the floor. The bingo program will identify these games as “not in pack.” Find these games on your program and circle or mark them. Begin purchasing these games from the clerks by holding a few dollars up in the air and the clerks will come to you. Write the name of each game at the top of each sheet as you purchase them. As a reminder, you should have an Early Bird and /or Warm Up Pack, a Main Game (Regular) Pack, and a few sheets of different Specials or Jackpot games. Write your name on the back of each and every sheet which will help the staff remember which sheets are yours in the event there are multiple winners on any single game. It may be helpful to stack your sheets in the exact order of the program if the colors are listed for each game.
Drawing Tickets
Many games will provide you with a free drawing ticket with your Admission Packs and conduct several drawings for free prizes. These will be numbered or require you to fill in your name, address, etc. Tear off the stub you keep and deposit the “House” portion in a raffle drum located on or near the stage.
Early Games To Dab
The bingo caller will arrive at least 30 minutes prior to the start of bingo and inspect the equipment. He/She will place all 75 balls in the master board to verify all 75 balls are present and in good condition. A player is normally invited to independently verify the same. The Bonanza numbers will be called and displayed on the flashboards if this jackpot game is played. Recall that the 1st 45 numbers are called for a Bonanza Coverall and the game is completed (restarted) later in the session. Go ahead and dab your Bonanza cards at this time. U-Pik-Em games which allow you to write in or circle your own numbers can also be completed. The top or original copy must be deposited in a lock box near the end of the row of tables at which you are seated. The Caller will read the House Rules immediately before the start of the session.
The Fun Begins
You should now be well organized and prepared for the start of the games. The Caller will announce the game name and number, the color of the sheet, and the pattern to be played before each game starts. He/She will call balls, one at a time, at approximately 10 – 15 second intervals. The caller will place the balls in front of the camera prior to calling the number (at most games) if TV’s are used. Mark your numbers as the balls appear on the TV monitors or as they are called. Watch for the appropriate pattern as the game progresses. Remember if the last number called rule is used and you bingo, yell bingo only when the last number is verbally announced. You must yell bingo loud enough to stop the caller before he/she announces the next number, any part of the number, or even the letter of the next number. If a camera and TV monitors are used to display each ball, you will be tempted to yell bingo when the ball appears on the screen. Wait until the caller announces the number. Hold your sheet in the air and yell bingo if you win.
Verification
The Caller and floor clerk must now “verify” your bingo to determine if it is a “valid bingo.” Ordinarily, a floor clerk will take your sheet and place it in front of a player at a different table. This is done so that a “disinterested player” is involved in the process to ensure the game’s integrity and the clerk’s accuracy. Some games will display your card on the TV monitors to accomplish this. The clerk will read the serial number and the free space number to the caller. A digital image of your bingo card will appear on the monitors if electronic verification is available. It will display all balls called in the correct pattern and the last number called will flash.
This may also be done manually by the clerk calling back all marked numbers on your sheet to the caller. The caller will announce “that is a good bingo” and will ask if there are any other bingos. The game will be declared “closed” if no one else yells bingo and the process of describing the next game will begin. If a bingo is determined to be invalid, the caller will announce that is not a good bingo and your sheet will be returned to you and calling will continue.
A Final Note
Everyone at CactusBingoSupply.com hopes this information will make your bingo experience more relaxed and enjoyable.
Good luck, and most of all, HAVE FUN!